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-Hi.-Hi! Hi, Ben.
-Hi.-We have a bathroom emergency.
Go ahead.
Before we do, are any of Joey＇sspeciaI ＇＇romance＇＇ magazines in there?
-No.-Okay, aII cIear.
Thanks, Phoebe.
That＇s RacheI.
But whatever.
CouId you do me a big favor?
I have a meetingat the dean＇s office.
Can you watch Ben for an hour?
-What about Monica?-She isn＇t home.
So it wouId just be me aIone?
Ben wouId be there.
What＇s the matter?
I＇ve never done that before.Me and him, aIone.
He＇s not an ex-con.
Okay, okay. . . .
-What do I do with him?-I don＇t know, taIk to him.
Entertain him. Keep him aIive.
-Okay.-Ben, come here.
I＇m gonna Ieave you here withAunt RacheI for about an hour, okay?
Gonna be okay?
-I think so.-I wasn＇t taIking to you.
The One With the Truth About London
EngIish SubtitIes bySDI Media Group
What about the second minister?I kind of Iiked him.
-You mean the spitter?-Come on. He wasn＇t that bad.
Easy for you to say,you＇d be wearing a veiI.
-And the third guy?-He kept staring at your chest.
Can you bIame him?
I don＇t Iike the idea ofme saying, ＇＇I do＇＇ . . .
. . .whiIe he＇s thinking,＇＇I＇d do it too. ＇＇
-WeII, then we stiII have a probIem.-With what?
We need someone to perform our weddingbut they＇re aII boring or annoying. . .
. . .or keep staring at the Iadies.
You shouId have one of us do it.
We＇re getting ＇＇married＇＇ married,not ＇＇6th-grade＇＇ married.
No, it＇s a reaI thing.
Anyone can be ordained on the Internetand perform weddings and stuff.
I caII it!
What? It was my idea!
Thank you very much, but neitherof you is marrying us.
Does caIIing it not meananything anymore?
We＇re having a IegitimatecIergy member.
And when I say Iegitimate,I mean gay. . .
. . .and in controI of his saIiva.
Ben, you know, when you were a baby. . .
. . .we＇d hang out aII the time.
I was your daddy＇s girIfriend.
But you＇re not anymore.
-No, I＇m not.-Because you guys were on a break--
Hey, we were not on a--
-When＇s my daddy coming back?-Fifty-two minutes.
So no brothers or sisters, huh?
You know what, I had two sistersand we just tortured each other.
-ReaIIy? Like how?-WeII, you know, we wouId, um. . .
. . .we＇d repeat everythingthe other said. . .
. . .or we＇d jump out of cIosetsto scare each other. . .
. . .or switch the sugar with saItso they put saIt on their cereaI.
That＇s a good one.
-Yeah, you Iike that one?-Yeah, you＇re funny.
I＇m funny?
Oh, thank God.
WeII, hey, I got a ton of these.
You take a quarter. . .
. . .and you bIacken the edge, right?
And then you say,＇＇I bet you can＇t roII this quarter. . .
. . .to your chin without itIeaving your face. ＇＇
And when they do it, they＇re Ieft witha Iine down the center of their face.
Can I do it to you?
I＇m funny, Ben, but I＇m not stupid.
So did you find anyoneto marry you yet?
No, but ＇＇Horny for Monica＇＇ ministercaIIed. . .
. . .wondering if we＇re stiII together.
-We＇II never find anybody.-Then Iet me do it.
-Joey---I＇ve been thinking.
I＇m an actor, so I won＇tget nervous in front of peopIe.
I won＇t spit and I won＇t stareat Monica＇s breasts.
Everyone knows I＇m an ass man.
-That＇s true.-The most important thing. . .
. . .is, it won＇t be some strangerwho bareIy knows you.
It＇II be me. And I swear,I＇II do a reaIIy good job.
PIus, I Iove you guys and itwouId reaIIy mean a Iot to me.
Might be kind of cooI.
-So I can do it?-Yeah, you can do it.
AII right! Okay!
Okay, I gotta get startedon my speech.
Wait a minute.
Internet ministerscan have sex, right?
Coming.
I have a bone to pick with you.
-Uh-oh.-Yes.
Ben Iearned a IittIe trick.
-Oh, did he puII the oId--?-That＇s right, that＇s right.
Saran wrap on the toiIet seat. . .
. . .so the pee goes everywhere.
-Oh, that.-Yeah, that.
You know I hate practicaI jokes.
They＇re mean, they＇re stupid andI don＇t want my son Iearning them.
Saran wrap on the toiIet seat?Isn＇t that just a IittIe funny?
-I was barefoot.-Oh.
TeII me, the toiIet thing is theonIy thing you taught him, right?
Yes.
-Hey.-Say heIIo to Reverend Joey Tribbiani.
-You got ordained?-Yeah.
Just got off the Internet.Man, there＇s a Iot of porn out there.
Our minister.
I started on what I＇m gonna sayfor the ceremony. Want to hear it?
Listen, this is justthe first draft, so. . . .
＇＇We are gathered here todayon this joyous occasion. . .
. . .to ceIebrate the speciaI Iovethat Monica and ChandIer share.
It is a Iove based ongiving and receiving. . .
. . .as weII as having and sharing.
And the Iove that they giveand have is shared and received.
And through this having and giving. . .
. . .and sharing and receiving. . .
. . .we too can share and Ioveand have. . .
. . .and receive. ＇＇
ShouId we caII the spitter?
-Hey, RacheI.-Hi.
What a surprise.What are you doing here?
I was just in the neighborhood. . .
. . .and I passed by your buiIding andthought, ＇＇What＇s up with CaroI. . .
. . .and sweet IittIe Ben?＇＇
-That＇s nice. WeII, come on in.-Okay.
I＇II make some coffeeand we can chat.
I＇d Iove that.I wouId Iove that.
So where is sweet IittIe Ben?
I wouId Iove to have a IittIe--
I found him!
Very funny. Come here.
That is exactIy why I＇vecome here to taIk to you, okay?
-RacheI, you want sugar?-Yes, but--
Do I want sugar in my coffee?
No, just some miIk wouIdbe good, CaroI. Thanks.
Remember aII that stuffI taught you yesterday?
＇＇Remember aII that stuffI taught you yesterday?＇＇
-Don＇t do that.-＇＇Don＇t do that. ＇＇
-Your dad doesn＇t Iike pranks.-＇＇Your dad doesn＇t Iike pranks. ＇＇
-Oh, damn it.-＇＇Oh, damn it! ＇＇
No! Don＇t say that.
-Damn it!-Go back to repeating.
-Damn it!-Oh, crap.
＇＇Oh, crap! ＇＇
Okay, I got some more written, ready?
Yeah, okay.
＇＇When I think of the Iove that thesetwo givers and receivers share. . .
. . .I can＇t heIp but envy the Iifetimeahead of having and Ioving. . .
. . .and giving--＇＇ And then I can＇tthink of a good word for right here.
-How about ＇＇receiving＇＇?-Yes!
See, Joe, not that that＇s not great. . .
. . .but one cooI thing about havinga friend perform the ceremony. . .
. . .is that it can be about us.
It can be more personaI.You can teII stories about us.
Okay! Maybe I＇II taIk about London,when you hooked up.
OnIy I won＇t say ＇＇hooked up＇＇ . . .
. . .I＇II say, ＇＇began theirbeautifuI journey. . .
-There you go.-. . .by doing it. ＇＇
-Joe.-Okay, aII right.
So how did it happen?Did your eyes meet across the room. . .
. . .then you＇re in the bathtuband she＇s feeding you strawberries?
-Isn＇t that what happened to you?-Yeah!
I caII that ＇＇London styIe. ＇＇
That didn＇t happen with us.
Maybe you shouId say it is,because ＇＇London styIe＇＇ sounds nice.
Okay, uh. . . .
I was sad that night becausethis guy thought I was Ross＇ mom.
And ChandIer was reaIIy sweetand he consoIed me and. . .
-. . .we drank too much.-Yeah, baby.
I was a gentIeman and I waIked her toher hoteI room and said good night.
Oh.
-But then, Iater that night---Yeah, baby.
Cute P.J.s. ReaIIy Iiving it uphere in London, huh?
WeII, I wasn＇t exactIyexpecting company after. . .
. . .9: 1 5.
Is Joey here?
Last I saw he was with a bridesmaidand a bucket of strawberries.
You＇re not stiII upset aboutwhat that guy toId you, are you?
WouIdn＇t you be?
It＇s been a reaIIy emotionaI timeand you＇ve had a Iot to drink. . . .
You have to Iet that go, okay?
You were the most beautifuIwoman in the room tonight.
ReaIIy?
You kidding? You＇re the mostbeautifuI woman in most rooms--
Whoa, what＇s going on?
We just made out.
-We＇re making out?-Not anymore.
-But we don＇t do that.-I know, I thought it wouId be fun.
How drunk are you?
Enough to know I want to do this. Notso much that you shouId feeI guiIty.
That＇s the perfect amount.
-You know what＇s weird?-What?
-This doesn＇t feeI weird.-I know.
-You＇re a reaIIy good kisser.-WeII, I have kissed over four women.
Want to get under the covers?Okay.
Wow, you are reaIIy fast!
It bodes weII for methat speed impresses you.
-We＇re gonna see each other naked.-Yep.
-At the same time?-Count of three?
One, two, three.
WeII, I think it＇s safe to sayour friendship is effectiveIy ruined.
Eh, we weren＇t that cIose anyway.
Joey, Joey, Joey. . . !
Hey.
Hey, Joe.I was just watching a movie. . . .
Oh, dude, I＇m so sorry.
No!
It＇s cooI, I＇m stiIIwith my bridesmaid.
Where are the condoms?
In my bag over there.
CouId you Ieave me one?
For just you?
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AII right. There you go, buddy.
Go nuts.
That＇s what that was?
If I hadn＇t Ieft you one, you twomight＇ve never gotten together.
Imagine if I had sent that hookerIike I was gonna?
It＇s Iike it was in the stars.
Yeah, totaIIy meant to be.
TeII him who you originaIIywanted to hook up with that night.
-What?-What?
What?
Who did you originaIIywant to hook up with?
Okay, fine, but pIease don＇t be upset.
I was reaIIy depressed, okay?And reaIIy drunk.
I wanted something stupid andmeaningIess. I just wanted sex.
So, when I went to yourroom that night. . .
. . .I was actuaIIy Iooking for Joey.
Yeah, baby.
No, baby.
Oh, my God.
You came Iooking for Joey?
-Were you pIanning on teIIing me this?-No, I didn＇t think it was important.
It＇s not important?It＇s not important?
If it wasn＇t for a bridesmaid,you＇d be marrying him.
Do you know how unbeIievabIygIad I am that Joey wasn＇t there?
Hey!
I＇m a man of the cIothbut I stiII have feeIings.
There＇s no way you＇redoing this wedding now, okay?
What? That＇s not fair.It＇s not my fauIt.
I was with my bridesmaid.
And who＇s to sayI wouId＇ve said yes?
I mean, I wouId＇ve said yes.
You are making way toobig a deaI out of this.
Everything worked out okay.
It＇s just weird, okay?
I don＇t want to be saying my vows withthe mentaI image of you and Monica.
I need-- I don＇t know what I need.I need a waIk.
-Wait, ChandIer, it＇s not a big deaI.-It is to me.
You wanted to sIeep with Batmanand settIed for Robin.
-This is crazy.-No, Robin is so gay.
-So now what have we agreed?-No more pranks.
-What eIse?-You and Daddy were not on a break.
Very good.
RacheI, what are you doing here?
I＇m just visitingmy good friend CaroI.
-Your good friend?-Yeah.
What＇s her Iast name?
CaroI. . .
-. . .Lesbian.-Nice.
By the way, that Iine down my face. . . .
The Iine that prompted a studentin my Iast cIass of the day to say:
＇＇Dude, don＇t you ever wash your face?＇＇
I＇m sorry I didn＇t teII you.
I don＇t want you teaching my sonthat stuff anymore.
-Okay?-Fine. Fine.
Once I taught him that stuff,he caIIed me ＇＇fun Aunt RacheI. ＇＇
And I Ioved being fun Aunt RacheI.
I＇m gIad you guys were bonding but--
Look, he doesn＇t have any sibIings.
Somebody has to teach him this stuff.
I haven＇t taught him anythinga normaI 6-year-oId doesn＇t know.
-Crap!-I gotta go.
-Hey.-Hey.
You want this scone? It came for mebut it wouId rather sIeep with you.
Nothing even happened.
I just don＇t want you to be upset.
How can I not be upset?
I finaIIy faII in Iovewith this fantastic woman. . .
. . .and it turns outshe wanted you first.
Yeah, for Iike a haIf an hourone night.
ChandIer, she wants youfor the rest of her Iife.
We Iook at you and wesee you together, and it just. . .
. . .it fits, you know?
And you just knowit＇s gonna Iast forever.
That＇s what you shouId say.
When you＇re marrying us,that＇s what you shouId say.
ReaIIy? I couId do it?
I＇d Iove you to do it.
But those are the words.Those exact words.
WeII, I don＇t remember exactIy but. . .
. . .it＇s pretty much about havingand giving and sharing and receiving.
-So you guys doing okay?-Yeah.
We taIked and Monica made mesee that I overreacted a IittIe bit.
-Some things are more important.-Yeah, baby.
I＇m reaIIy gIad you guys are okay,but I just keep thinking. . .
. . .what wouId＇ve happenedif you two had hooked up.
Honey, dinner＇s ready!
What＇s my IittIe chefgot for me tonight?
-Your favorite.-Ho, ho, ho. . .
. . .fried stuff with cheese.
And Iots of it!
Thanks, sweetheart.
Give me a IittIe sugar. . . .
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
How you doing?
-Hey.-Hey!
I＇m sorry to do this again, butcouId you Iook after Ben for a bit?
I＇ve got this meeting at schooI. . .
. . .and he asked for hisfun Aunt RacheI.
WeII, of course I wiII watch him.
We have fun, don＇t we, Ben?
-See you Iater, paI.-Okay.
Wait a minute. Ben, I can＇t do it.
-You got something on your back.-What?
That＇s great. That is great.
What did we just finishtaIking about, Ben?
＇＇What did we just finishtaIking about, Ben?＇＇
That＇s it! Come here!
-You＇re in big troubIe, young man!-No, wait.
Ben, come here! I am not kidding!
You guys, hoId it. SeriousIy--
Oh, my God!